105 Funny Birthday Wishes and Messages

We have prepared for you 105 birthday wishes so funny for your friends and family. You can choose to share from this awesome funniest list of happy birthday wishes to put a smile on everyone’s faces.
Check out the list and you will find hilarious birthday wishes for friend, brother, sister, cousin, mom, dad, you name it, so that special day will go in laughter and super fun.

I have prepared your birthday cake and then called the fire department to blow out the candles on your cake.

One more year added now, so it’s better to remain over the ground rather than remaining under that. Wishing you a happy birthday.

 

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You are gradually getting to the top of the hill. It’s better than being buried under it.

So, it’s another birthday with you. Statistics prove that those who have earned more birthdays, have lived the longest life in the earth.

People often compare birthdays with boogers. Because, with the increase of its number, people find breathing harder.

No one will stop tonight from eating your favorite items. I wish you a happiest birthday ever.

So, you are still younger than the age you will be on the next birthday. Have a special celebration.

Another year has gone, but that doesn’t mean you’ve become wiser.

It’s your birthday. Have a buffet cake night and eat as much as you can.

The nature has kept this day special because you are permitted to eat as much cake as you can.

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Hey, can you blow out all these candles by yourself or should I call our local fire department to help you in this regard.

Funny Birthday Wishes for Friend

Aging is the best prescription for a long life. So, do not be afraid to grow old. Happy birthday.

I hope that when we are old and our children decide to put us in a home we will be roommates. This way, we can continue with our gossip dates, and coffee dates too. Happy birthday, friend.
 

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I love being around you, my dear friend. Even when you eat everything on the table, I still love you. Happy birthday.

Now that you are a year older, you are closer to arthritis. Happy birthday, friend.

Since you are old, we can use an electric candle instead of any typical candles to avoid a fire hazard. Happy birthday my old friend.

You can trust me to not reveal your age to people anymore. Happy birthday my friend.

I am really happy that you are not as old as you will be next year. Happy birthday.

Even though another year has gone by, it does not necessarily mean that you have grown wiser. Happy birthday.

You are growing old. Please stop worrying about the increasing wrinkles. Just be thankful for the blessings you have, happy birthday.

 

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Your smile is the best facial makeover as the years go by. Happy birthday to the person I call my friend.

Do not let age stop you from having fun. Happy birthday.

Funny Birthday Wishes for Best Friend

You deserve a unique and fabulous birthday – as unique and fabulous as you are. Happy birthday my best friend.

Everyone deserves a best friend in life. All I am trying to say is that you are lucky to have a great friend like me. Happy birthday, bestie.

You remind me a lot about myself. This explains why we get along pretty well, happy birthday.

We are fabulous. Can you at least have a fabulous birthday just like we are, happy birthday!

It really shows that I did I terrible thing in the past to deserve such punishment like you. Happy birthday my best friend.

I love messing around with you, my best friend. Happy birthday.

May this friendship last long until we can no longer remember our birthdays. Happy birthday, bestie.

No matter how much you want to forget your birthday, I will use every opportunity to remind you how old you are getting bestie. Have the best on your special day.

They say that age is just a number – for your case, the number is really large. Enjoy your birthday my dear.

Even though you are getting older, you are still as playful and joyful as you were when we were young. Happy birthday.

I feel like I have known you forever. You should really thank the heavens for giving you a friend like me. Happy birthday, enjoy!

Since I make you smile all the time, there is no need to look for the perfect gift that would put a smile on your face. Happy birthday my best friend.

Best friends are for keeping each other’s real age a secret. I will always do that for you, happy birthday.

Funny Birthday Wishes for Sister

Having a sister, especially those with the same size as you, is a blessing because I get to have a double wardrobe. I love your existence. Happy birthday.

While some people command admiration, others respect, others competitiveness, and others jealousy, you command all these things at once. Happy birthday, sis.

The way wearing one earring would be incomplete without the other, so am I without you, my sweet sister. Happy birthday.

May failures be few as your grandfather’s teeth. Happy birthday, sis.

Wisdom comes with age but it appears that you have not yet attained that age. Happy birthday.

Writing to you this makes me realize how good my writing skills are. Happy birthday, sister.

You are my parent’s second favorite child – I come first. Happy birthday.

Want to have a balanced diet on your birthday? Well, just pick a piece of cake in each hand. Happy birthday, sis.

It is clear that you cannot stop having birthdays. You also cannot stop being my amazing sister. Happy birthday.

You are my sunshine sis. I cannot even begin to imagine how the world would have been without you. Happy birthday.

Funny Birthday Wishes for Husband or Boyfriend

Congratulations on being a year older; unfortunately, you are not wiser. Happy birthday.

You will have to ask me for help when blowing out the candles. Happy birthday my sweet boyfriend.

The candles are so many such that I cannot find the cake underneath. Happy birthday my old husband.

Every chance you get you are trying to annoy me. But I think that is what marriages are for. Happy birthday, my husband

Your rotten girlfriend wishes you a happy birthday. I love you honey.

I am lucky to have a boyfriend who is almost as cute as I am. Happy birthday.

Do not eat too much cake on your birthday. It will be hard to lose those pounds now that you are old. Happy birthday.

I have another year to love you despite your farts, which are so smelly. Your humor is also dry but I always pretend that you are good at it. Happy birthday darling.

When you realize that you cannot party like you used to, just know that you are getting old. Happy birthday sweetheart.

You are old but at least you do not look like your age. Happy birthday.

I will give you all the kisses, hugs, and smiles on your birthday. Because you are awesome and handsome. Happy birthday.

Funny Birthday Wishes for Brother

I feel lucky to have you, my cool and silly brother. Happy birthday bro.

Today is your birthday bro, prepare to dance and party like never before. Happy birthday.

For so many years you have been alive and the only thing you have managed to achieve is a big fat belly. What a great achievement! Happy birthday bro.

You have attained a new level in this game called life. Congratulations and happy birthday brother.

Now that age is simply a number, like your salary, expect it to keep increasing every year. Happy birthday bro.

You have been on this earth for so many years. This explains why you are so backdated. Happy birthday.

Your birthday cake has so many candles on it, I hope that does not make you sad. Happy birthday.

You are getting bigger but your intelligence is not. Have a hearty birthday.

The older you get, the more childish you become. You need to grow up now. Happy birthday.

Everyone should mention how ugly and old you have gotten brother. Happy birthday.

You are sweeter than sugar and too spicy than Mexican chili.

Some people are unfortunate to grow older without getting wiser. You, my brother, remind me of the unfortunate people. Happy birthday bro.

You were a stupid douchebag when we were kids. The bad news is that you have not changed. Happy birthday.

You are so annoying and every day I regret being your brother. I cannot live without you though, happy birthday bro.

You are old but doing great. You do not need to worry about a thing. Happy birthday bro.

On your birthday, bro, I just want to let you know that you are not our parent’s favorite. Happy birthday.

Funny Birthday Wishes for Son

You are still as troublesome as you were when you were little. Happy birthday son.

Now that you are 18years old, when are you leaving the house? Happy birthday my son.

It really is not a sweet thing to have two men live under the same roof. I love you son, happy birthday.

I am done sharing your mother’s love with you. Happy birthday son.

You are my son, you have emulated my unwanted behaviors. Happy birthday.

When you were born, I wanted you to become a doctor or a lawyer. Now, look at yourself trying to create music. Happy birthday.

I wonder why your girlfriend chose such an ugly man. Happy birthday son.

It is time to pay me for all the money I have spent on you. Just kidding, happy birthday my big man.

I cannot wait for the day you will have your own house so that we can dirty it as you have always done with ours. Happy birthday my dear son.

At least now you can have a feel of what it is like to pay bills – since you will be moving out soon. Happy birthday son, I love you!

Funny Birthday Wishes for Girls

You can now look for anti-aging creams. Happy birthday girl

They say you get more beautiful as you age. I doubt that because I do not see that in you. Happy birthday.

40 looks good on you. Happy birthday.

All the other girls seem to do very well with house chores, except you! Happy birthday.

When are you going to stop being daddy’s best girl? Happy birthday.

The man you take home better be handsome ..and wealthy too. Happy birthday.

Your sense of fashion is somehow outdated. Happy birthday sweet girl.

If I try to count your age, I would no finish before sunset. You are old and it is getting out of hand.

Can you stop growing older already? I do not want to see an older version of you because I love how you are right now. Happy birthday girl.

Being old looks very good on you. Your wrinkles make you glow. Happy birthday.

Now that you are old enough, can you say that what your mom used to warn you against was true? Haapy birthday my good girl.

See how many candles on your cake. You’ll have to blow them out only by sniffing. Ha ha!

Hey, no matter how old have you become today, just make sure that you don’t forget that where you kept the car keys. Good luck!

I haven’t brought any cake for you. Because I know you love this bottle of champagne more. Happy birthday.

There are plenty of years that I can remember for those history classes in our schools. But, the bad news is I can’t remember your birth date as it wasn’t on our course. May be I’m late, but happy birthday.

The room is getting hotter, please blow the candles before your room gets on fire.

It’s cold out there, but I feel much warm for your candles. How hot your birthday is.

Too many birthday means, you are getting closer to death. It’s scientifically proven, not my own words.

Hey, though it’s older, but yet it’s not better yet. Have a wonderful birthday.

Too many candles on the cake means you are getting older too fast.

It’s always very nice to be young, but allows you get to older every year. Don’t worry, just enjoy.

Who could say that we are related? Just joking of course, I want to say happy birthday cousin and all the best on this special day.

Though science says that people starts losing their memory at the age of 41, but for you we can only hope. Ha ha!

Can you remember those young, healthy and colorful days of our young age? It’s always feels awesome when you can recall all those memories.

Your next all birthday compliments will include these words “for your age”. It’s sad, but there is no way you can skip it.

If your candles cost more than your cake, then definitely you are getting older.

Don’t blow the candles, the fire department is on their way to do this job.

It’s getting tougher to see the cake due to the candles over it. Can you remember those days when you had only a few candles on it. Happy birthday.

It feels great when your loved ones wish you the ways you wanted to be wished for this special day. Enjoy!!

Hope someday you’ll enjoy a delicious cake without any tooth.

Last week during the fire on that candle factory we all sang the song – “Happy birthday” to celebrate your birthday.

You must be feeling good, because you look fifty, though you are sixty today. Happy birthday.

Grow more older and become toothless soon.

Hope you’ll live as long as you wish to live. Have a wonderful day.

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I believe that man grows old like wine and women grows old like cheese. You know old wines are priceless.

On this special day my duty is to call the fire department when you’ll blow out those fifty candles. I’m ready.

As you are getting older, you are becoming wiser. You know no wise man ever wishes to be young again.

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Some special words on your birthday: keep smiling as long as you’ve those teeth.

Another year gone, how fast the numbers of candles on the cake are rising.

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Congratulations for your sweet smile. Though you don’t have all your teeth, but yet it’s sweet like always.

People often believe that good things don’t last long. So, I guess you are a bad ass!

You may look old, but your heart is evergreen. You are only twenty if we count the age of your heart. Live as long as you wish.

Happy birthday dear. Another birthday means one step closer to the end of life.

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The best secret that is yet to be revealed is your true age.

Though it’s obvious to grow old, but it’s optional to grow up.

You must enjoy the cake, because you won’t get a second chance to enjoy that special item as you are under diet.

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You always enjoy your birthday in some amazing ways, that’s why you should have one birthday every year.

The cake looks very little for those plenty of candles.

Look, so many candles on a so little cake.

You are such a person who always reminds me the memories of my old days. I’ve never found a smart, funny and good looking person than you. Thank you for being with me.

You get older every year, but I don’t want to remember that. Just enjoy and don’t eat my portion of cake.

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Look at my delicious cake. I know you love cakes so let’s finish it together.

I know we both have grown very old now, but I hope you are not going to die before you taste the birthday cake.

It’s time to stop counting the numbers of candles and start to think about the wishes you’ve got today.

You are a person for whom it’s always tough to find a perfect gift. So, I decided not to bring anything expect this beautiful rose.

Shopping anything for your special day is always hard, so lets do it together today.

Look, the number of candles is getting higher, but the cake is still too small. Happy birthday.

 

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Next year, arrange a big cake so that the number of candles fit on the cake easily. Wishing you a happy birthday.

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One more year has gone. Now you are more grown up. Make sure you do, it flawlessly.

It’s always good to have a birthday, but to me it’s another chance to eat lots more cakes.

You are so old that I don’t think you would be able to find a bigger cake that fits all the candles together.

No matter how old you become today, don’t let your special day to be spoiled by someone else than me.

Still your smile looks beautiful with those few remaining teeth. Happy birthday.

The number of candles is too much for your tiny cake. Make sure to arrange a bigger one next time.

I know your best birthdays are yet to arrive. Lets wait for those. Happy birthday.

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A true friend always remembers your birth date not the how old you are becoming. But believe me, I can remember both of them. I feel so special for this.

You’ve started forgetting things. It’s an indication that you are getting older. But that doesn’t mean that we will forget to celebrate your special day.

The usefulness of life is measured on its application, not in its length. Have a wonderful birthday.

I know the reason why you are scared of your birthday. Because people wish you with weird messages and present your scary cards.

You try a lot to look younger, but still you look older. Enjoy your day.

You will find millions of people in this world and among them I would like to wish you a very happy birthday. Make it the best day of your life.

There are good as well as bad people in the world. Only good people are lucky to find wishes from their well wishers. Happy birthday.

Your birth date is very special because the world found was blessed with several special people. But I’m so sorry to tell you that you are not one of them.

Can you remember our those old days? Those memories are still fresh in my mind. Thanks for being with me. Happy birthday.

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With age, wisdom comes. That’s why I believe you are one of the wisest people.

No matter how old you become, still you are the smartest and best looking person in this entire world.

People often say that time is the best healer though it’s also true that time is a dreadful beautician too. Have a wonderful day.

 

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Today one of your secret is going to be revealed. So, get ready for the blast. Happy birthday.

Time runs fast and you are getting older fast too. It seems only a few days when we were young. Now it’s hard to find a tooth in your mouth. Happy birthday.

Every time I ask you the true age, you smile and skip that topic. Today, I won’t give you any chance to escape.

You are the perfect example of how old people celebrate their birthday. There is plenty of food, but doctor has warned you not to eat any of those. Happy birthday!!

You are the person who surprises me most. I don’t know how you passed first one and a half year without talking a single word. Good luck!

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It would have been a holiday, if you were a great man in this country. But I’m so unlucky that you are not.

Here is a collection of wishes that you can use to congratulate with one of the happy birthday funny message ever. Best is to say it from the heart and this will bring a special touch while still making the birthday boy or a bday girl laugh.

Respect for all your stuff you have successfully ruined bro. But somehow you have forget to ruined the cake. Because of that I want to say happy birthday brother, we love you anyway 🙂

More candles are on their way to join your cake. Hope you’ll be able to see them very soon.

Your small cake doesn’t have enough space to fit all those candles and also our appetite.

You are the one who has helped me a lot to walk through the rough roads of life. Thanks for everything you did for me including those fights.

There are lots of candles on the cake. So, I guess you need a big lungs to blow all them out.

No matter how big or small the cake is. Remember that you get older every year.

You don’t look as old as your age.

At the age of fifty, you are dancing like only twenty years old. You look amazing. Happy birthday.

The more you are growing, the more mature you are becoming. Happy birthday to the most mature person I’ve ever meet.

I feel jealous because you get the most wishes on birthday. Happy birthday.

It’s time to say that I’m getting older when you find it’s tough to walk up the stairs. That’s true. Happy birthday.

You know that you have passed your golden young days when the walking through the stairs becomes really hard. Moreover, you need to call it as an exercise too. Happy birthday.

You are someone whose birthday can easily be remembered without using any kind reminder options.

Let me wish you as the very first person. I don’t want anyone to do that before me.

If it wasn’t your birthday celebration, I would have been going to buy some drinks for tonight.

I never make any joke that is related to age. Because I know it hurts someone like you.

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It’s your birthday. So, get ready to check the notifications for next 24 hours.

It’s your birthday and I think it’s the right time to remind you that my birthday is closing too. Happy birthday.

I tried to find one of the best cards for you, but in the end I could manage only this. Have a wonderful celebration.

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Happy Birthday! i cashed in all my new years resolutions to buy this card!

As you’ve aged I’ve started to wonder, Does the skin on your face really wrinkle or is it just your own personal treasure map to follow in the afterlife and you are suppose to be staring at the mirror studying it? Anyways Happy Birthday! Here’s to surviving to the next clue.

Congratulations! Another year of not remembering the horror you were born into! Happy Birthday!

Happy Birthday. I didn’t buy you a present. I’ve heard that we are either born rich or handsome and clearly you’re loaded!

I bought this card for you and I don’t remember why…use it for your birthday because I’ll probably forget that too.

I’d like to wish you health on your birthday, but I’m broke and need that inheritance. Here’s to great sex instead.

For my wife on her birthday, the stars are beautiful and the moon is bright. This was supposed to be romantic but instead I’ll make your sandwich tonight.

My darling child, on the day you were born, the world saw beauty and bliss. Except for me. I got a headache from having to write all of this. Happy Birthday.

To my sibling, enjoy your awesome day. Tomorrow, it’s back in the gallows with the rest of us.

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I use to hear with age comes wisdom. Congratulations on another year of proving them wrong. Happy birthday.

Roses are red; Violets are Blue. May the Lord have Mercy on what the years have done to you.

I send my best birthday wishes, and apologize for the absence and no gift. The Border Patrol and I disagreed on what constituted “pretty plants”. On the bright side, I hear I will be able to send you a stainless steel fork ring next year so I’m excited about that.

As you can see from the list, a tiny bit of laughter can go a long way. Brighten up the next birthday you visit with any of these phrases or create your own. The art of a good phrase is knowing your audience. Maybe some of these are not for you. Either case, knowing someone personally, allows you to create your own humor and place it in a card, speak it in a toast, or plaster it on a billboard. Get creative and enjoy your next birthday party putting grins on everyone’s faces and laughter in their hearts.

I know it is difficult not being able to admire the top of your cake because of all the candles, especially because of your failing eyesight. At least retirement is coming soon! Happy birthday oldie!

Remember, now that you’re older, age is an irrelephant number. But like elephants, we don’t forget. We know you’re old!

The older you are, the better you’ll get. Unless you’re a cookie, then you’ll just go soft.

We all know birthdays are good for your health. Studies have proved that those who have more of them have lived longer.

Who says you can’t teach an old dog new tricks? I bet you can cough, sneeze and pee all at the same time now you’re older!

One more year you’ve survived to annoy everyone you know! Happy birthday!

Thank you to everyone who wished me a birthday message because a notification appeared in the top right of your Facebook account.

Happy birthday to someone who will have no teeth soon. Enjoy the cake while you still can!

Another year older, but not another year wiser!

Since we’re like sisters, if you let me borrow everything of yours, I will not tell your mom what happens at this party.

Think of all the things you wish to be told on your birthday and just imagine I told them so I don’t have to!

Thank you for always being older than me. You’ll get to experience the joys of back pain and being toothless first!

We considered buying the amount of candles to match your age to put on the cake. But we’d run out of space on the cake. Happy birthday!

I tried to make a list of the words of wisdom you have taught me over the years to try and make this birthday special. Unfortunately, my list is blank! Happy birthday anyway!