The 55 Humorous Birthday Wishes

The celebration of our birth every year is always a time to be merry.
It is the time to remember that we should be grateful that we are born into this world.
Friends and families want to make the celebrant surprised and happy at the same time, and even a single line of a humorous greeting could already make his day.
Here are some choices of greetings that could make the birthday celebrant laugh out loud and add to his cheerfulness on his special day.

Another year might be added to your back, but that would just mean that this year would not suck. Happy bday to you!

You are still not wiser despite being one year older. Cheers to your birthday!

I wish that you would have all the things that would not cost us anything like love, peace knowledge and friendship. Wonderful birthday!

A year has been added, a new place would also ache in your body. Happy birthday anyway!

I made you a cake for your birthday, but the fire department would not let you light the candles because you do not have a permit for starting bonfires. Best birthday!


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Wonderful bday to you, and be glad that you are not as old as you would be next year!

My wish for you as your friend is you would be able to set all jealous people on fire and use the fire to light your candles and still smile as you blow them out. Best bday!

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It would be better for you to be over the ground than be under it. Best bday!

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It would be better for you to be above the hill than to be buried under it. Wonderful bday!

Congratulations on reaching your birthday again, because surveys show that those who live the longest have the most birthdays.

The more birthdays you have, the harder it will be to breathe, just like having boogers! Happy birthday!

I can smell all the candles lighted. Should I call the fire department now?

Reaching your 40s and still remembering where you left the car keys is a huge achievement. Happy birthday!

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They may have not taught your birthday at history classes, that is why I do not memorize the exact date. Better late than never. Belated best birthday!

Is it just the candles on your cake, or is it really getting all hot here? Wonderful birthday!

I know it is your special day, but research shows that too many birthdays could kill you.

You may be older, but still never better! Happy bday!

The time when you were born, everyone must have been under Napoleon’s command. Happy bday!

Do you still remember how it felt to be young, nice, and healthy? It must have been nice. Wonderful birthday!

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I have already alerted the fire department, you can light your candles now. Cheers to your birthday!

You can just imagine all the things you want to hear on your birthday, and imagine that I said them. Wonderful bday!

Everyone just sang Best Bday the last time the candle factory burned down. Just like now.


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I am already 28 years of age, just like all the women my age.

You will love looking fifty, that is, if you are already sixty. Best bday!

May you want to live as long as you want to, never mind how long that is. Wonderful bday!

You will live until you are old and toothless, trust yourself. Best birthday!

Women just age like cheese, while men age like wine. Happy birthday!

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You can thank me later because I have already called the fire department before you blow out the candles. Wonderful birthday!

I wonder why this fossil suddenly looks familiar. Must be because of the birthday celebrant today. Happy birthday!

You may be young enough to do it, yet you are already old enough to know better. Happy bday!


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Smile more often while you still have teeth. Happy bday!

Wonderful birthday and here is to one more year going down the drain.

I know you will live up to many more years, because only the good die young. Best birthday bad ass!

Only the best man could improve with age. Wonderful bday!


You were not so old, even during the times that 50 seemed old. Best bday!

Laugh the hardest you can as long as you still have teeth. Best bday!

Think about what you will look like in the next ten years, so you better smile now. Wonderful bday!


This must be the oldest you have ever been. Best birthday!

I hope you will wish for a bigger cake for your next birthday, the candles are crowding over the cake. Happy birthday!


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They said good friends could remember your birthday but not your age. I remember both, so does that mean anything? Wonderful birthday any way!

Those birthdays that have not yet arrived might be the best there is. Happy bday!


You do not have to worry about aging, they say its first marks are being forgetful and you do not seem to have any problems with that. Happy bday!


I know the reasons why you hate your birthdays. People give you weird gifts, and you keep on getting older! Happy birthday!

You may look younger than you are, yet you are already older than they think. Wonderful birthday!


A lot of good people still live on this world, and one of them is wishing you a happy birthday!

A lot of famous people are born today, but I guess you just aren’t one of them. Best birthday!

You must be the wisest among the rest, because they say that with age comes wisdom. Wonderful bday, wise man!


A man could not be waited upon by time, but for women at their thirties, it stands still. Happy birthday!

Time is always a poor beautician, even when it is a great healer. Best bday!

Cheer’s to the most kept secret of the nation: your age. Best bday!

People who are the same as your age always freak out when they are called old man. Wonderful bday, old man!


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You seem to not have all the signs of aging, since they say that wisdom comes with age. Best birthday!

I know you are getting old, and I know that you would choose to not be reminded of it. Happy birthday!

Your age is the only thing that goes up but never comes down. Wonderful birthday!

I was surprised that I did not talk for one year and a half after I was born.

I wish that you would have a cake that could fit all the candies you have on. Happy bday!

I wish you would always have a birthday every year, it is so much fun. Happy bday!

Every year you age, you age like cheese: you get smellier! Happy birthday!

Have a happy, wonderful birthday, even though you look as old as your age.

The number of these candles would take one Herculean blow to put out. Best birthday!

Only act according to your age, or even younger. Happy birthday!

You have a lifetime of being immature, but you would only be young once. Happy birthday!

Look how expensive your candles are than your cake. You are really getting old. Wonderful bday!

Having your exercise as walking up the stairs tells that you are really old. Best bday!

If anyone calls you old on your birthday, hit them with your cane and throw your teeth at them! Happy birthday old man!

It is your birthday today, and I wish that you would see things larger than life, especially the prints. Happy, best bday!

We almost cannot remember where our car keys are, how could they expect us to remember their birthdays at our age?

On your birthday, I wish that you would still have more hair on your head than on your nose. Cheers to your birthday!

You now have a reason to curse the inventor of the mirror. It would be my birthday gift to you. Wonderful bday!

You are already getting old if you start liking the things you thought were lame. Best birthday!

Be glad that your skin is still as taut as it should have been years ago. Wonderful birthday!

Happiest birthday to my oldest friend!

Blow those candles out, their light already reach outside of space. Happy bday!

This relic from the World War I made me think of you on your birthday. Happy bday to you!

There is really nothing wrong with getting older at your birthday. Happiest birthday to you!

Don’t worry about your age now, just think how much it will be after 10 years. Wonderful birthday!

This just woke up look seems to become permanent to us at this age. Best birthday!

There seems to be more candles than it could fit your cake. Buy a bigger one next time. Wonderful bday!

You still have the right to act as young as you can get away with. Best bday!

You have never looked any better. Never. Best bday!

Just think of how low your heating bill would be this month because of all the candles in your cake. Wonderful bday!

If you want to maintain your balanced diet on your birthday, get two pieces of your birthday cake and weigh them on both hands. Best birthday!

Wonderful birthday! I wish that your mind is still in good shape so you will remember that you are forgetful.

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Can you still count the candles on your cake? There are so many of them that if you can do that, your mind must be pretty good yet!

It’s time to celebrate you and the fact that you made it around the sun another year. That’s surprising considering how old you’re getting.

I thought about bringing you a cake but then I decided to just eat it. Since it’s the thought that counts, I hoped you wouldn’t mind!


Just how old are you now?! Crazy how fast the time goes when you start to get old! Have a fantastic birthday!

Eat all the cake, you won’t gain weight… or, maybe you will. But it’s worth it for the cake, right? Or, maybe not.

Remember when you used to celebrate getting older? Yeah, that was a long, long time ago. Have a good day, anyway!

Since you’re getting so old I decided to skip a present. You probably wouldn’t remember what I gave you in a few days, anyway.

The older you get, the faster time goes. You’re really going to have a quick year this year! Have a good birthday!

Another year, another chance to do all of the things that… make you feel a little less old. Have a great day!

It seems like you just had a birthday? Oh, well. At least that means that you get more cake, even if you are aging fast!

There is so much to do this year but make sure that you don’t hurt yourself getting into all of your adventures. You are getting older, you know.

I would have bought you a cake, but I’m not sure that I would have been able to carry it with the weight of the candles!

Here’s to another year of adventures, aging, wrinkles, losing your memory… um, yeah. Have a good Birthday!